The Holiday Picks for 2020
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
All of the mice had been forcibly ejected.
They did not own the house – thus their rights weren’t protected.
The libertarians were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of laissez-faire capitalism danced in their heads.
They’d discussed what they wanted for Christmas that night
While freely associating over dinner, as is their right.
“I’d like a new sled,” said Johnny, “and maybe a kayak,
And a sweatshirt bearing the likeness of Friedrich Hayek.”
“I want a new drum,” said Billy, “to play in my band,
And a sweatshirt that shows how much I love Ayn Rand!”
“Boys, boys, settle down,” said Papa, so proud,
“Santa will help you stand out from the crowd,
Because I happen to know that the jolly old fella
Is bringing you gifts from Libertas Bella!”
That morning the two boys both raced to the tree
Without pushing (which violates the NAP)
And lo and behold – their father was right –
Santa had brought wonderful things in the dead of the night!
There were T-shirts that support the Second Amendment
According to the Founding Fathers’ initial intendment.
There were hoodies with noteworthy libertarian thinkers
Rothbard and Friedman and Hayek – no stinkers!
These were the finest gifts Johnny and Billy ever would see
Because each one celebrated their God-given liberty:
Their right to bear arms, and their freedom of choice,
And individualism in general. It was all very noice.
Is there a gun nut or libertarian on your shopping list?
Then you better buy something from us or else they will be upset!