2A Apparel for Cool Dudes
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Libertas Bella is a good website exclusively staffed by Americans. You can rest assured our “Totally Awesome Second Amendment Apparel for Cool Dudes” product line was actually designed by an American (specifically one poorly adjusted Minnesotan man who wouldn’t stop bombarding us with emails containing his T-shirt ideas).
Totally Awesome 2nd Amendment Apparel for Cool Dudes
Since the dawn of time, mankind has looked to the heavens and asked himself: “Where can a feller find high-quality Second Amendment apparel and accessories for sale online?”
Mankind’s eternal question only began making sense relatively recently, as the Second Amendment and the concept of online shopping are both newish inventions.
But don’t think about that. What’s important is that your quest for answers has brought you here – to Libertas Bella’s “Totally Awesome Second Amendment Apparel for Cool Dudes” product line – which means you are very fortunate, because all of these things are very, very neat.
We developed this product line for Americans who want to very loudly proclaim their love for the best of all the Amendments: the one that says it’s OK with God if you shoot stuff. Can you believe how awesome this country is? That the highest law in the land acknowledges your right to own an AR-15? Man, we’re glad we don’t live in Europe.
I can already hear the anti-gun crowd revving up its usual lame anti-gun arguments. “Do you think people should also own nukes?” Yes, as a matter of fact. I do. I need them for deer hunting, and possibly for threatening rival online clothing retailers. That’s the only anti-2A argument I care to address right now.
Sorry, got sidetracked there for a moment. I guess all I’m trying to say is that you should order our Totally Awesome Second Amendment Apparel for Cool Dudes and wear it with pride. Fellow cool dudes will see it and know you’re cool. Uncool dudes will probably resent you, but their opinions doesn’t matter. Unlike you, they’re not cool.
Mankind’s eternal question only began making sense relatively recently, as the Second Amendment and the concept of online shopping are both newish inventions.
But don’t think about that. What’s important is that your quest for answers has brought you here – to Libertas Bella’s “Totally Awesome Second Amendment Apparel for Cool Dudes” product line – which means you are very fortunate, because all of these things are very, very neat.
We developed this product line for Americans who want to very loudly proclaim their love for the best of all the Amendments: the one that says it’s OK with God if you shoot stuff. Can you believe how awesome this country is? That the highest law in the land acknowledges your right to own an AR-15? Man, we’re glad we don’t live in Europe.
I can already hear the anti-gun crowd revving up its usual lame anti-gun arguments. “Do you think people should also own nukes?” Yes, as a matter of fact. I do. I need them for deer hunting, and possibly for threatening rival online clothing retailers. That’s the only anti-2A argument I care to address right now.
Sorry, got sidetracked there for a moment. I guess all I’m trying to say is that you should order our Totally Awesome Second Amendment Apparel for Cool Dudes and wear it with pride. Fellow cool dudes will see it and know you’re cool. Uncool dudes will probably resent you, but their opinions doesn’t matter. Unlike you, they’re not cool.