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Once upon a time a few tech-savvy types put their heads together and attempted to answer this question: “Does our money really have to be controlled by billionaires who hate us?”


Thus cryptocurrency was born. 


The billionaires who hate us all treated crypto with the same level of contempt as parents in the early ‘60s would have had toward their kid if he’d insisted his Spider-Man comics would one day be worth something. But the people who embraced Bitcoin, Etherium, Litecoin, Ripple, Stellar, Cardano, Dogecoin, Garlicoin, and Porklomeincoin all got the last laugh. Turns out value is determined by everyone, and not just people who call up Prince Charles when they need someone to unclog their bathroom sink.


And crypto would only continue getting better. In 2018 the world welcomed Uniswap, an open source and fully decentralized finance protocol that allows forward-thinking investors to list virtually any token they want to – for free. This decentralized exchange would also afford users total control over their crypto at all times. Gone are the days of centralized exchanges demanding your private keys and making your cyber dough vulnerable to Siberian hackers.


Have you embraced one of the world’s largest and most exciting DeFi platforms yet? Rub it in the old money’s face by proudly bearing the Uniswap logo, which features a manly pink unicorn.