Libertarians have a lot of crazy principles. The first that comes to mind is the NAP. It sounds like it could work on paper, but how is a government supposed to start a foreign war for profit if they have to sit around waiting for someone else to attack them? Think of the poor private military companies!
And then there’s the misguided notion that people are somehow entitled to use the natural resources on their own land. Isn’t it clear by now that only a strong, centralized government is qualified to control the use of such resources? How else are we going to stop global warming unless national governments tax industry to death exclusively in the first world?
But worst of all is that libertarians don’t promise to create a utopia on earth. Don’t they understand that they have a duty to work their entire lives so people who don’t like work can live just as well as they do? How exactly do these libertarians propose to enjoy the fruits of their labor? By themselves? Don’t make us laugh – we just drank chocolate milk.
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