Libertarian Long Sleeve Shirts
Sometimes it gets a little chilly outside. Sometimes the sun is too bright, or it’s windy. The average, uninformed person just takes these things for granted. The libertarian, on the other hand, understands that the weather is actually violating the NAP whenever it makes them even remotely uncomfortable.
It doesn’t matter whether you justify the NAP through paradoxical presuppositions, rule utilitarianism, or deontological principles – no one, not even nature itself, has a right to forcefully interfere with your person by making you feel anything less than comfortable. The only problem is that it’s really hard to forcefully defend yourself against natural phenomena. We mean, you could try to shoot the wind for blowing at you too hard, but ultimately the only one who wins in that scenario are the people who work at Federal Premium.
Until science develops to a point when we can retaliate against the weather for making us chilly, the best recourse available to us is the long sleeve shirt. This article of clothing cleverly blockades your arms against the harmful effects of the sun or wind so that you can peaceably go about your business like you have every right to.
Should a self-respecting libertarian wear just any long sleeves? Heaven forbid – what’s the point in espousing a political philosophy if the people around you don’t know about it? That’s why your friends at Libertas Bella offer a selection of libertarian long sleeves. These shirts are guaranteed not to violate the NAP by agitating your skin with scratchy fabric or annoying tags, and we have paid especial care to only make shirts that run true to size. Big libertarians, small libertarians – we dress them all! And our libertarian long sleeves feature graphics so intriguing that you may just create budding libertarians wherever you go!