Men's Sweatshirts


Here at Libertas Bella, we take pride in being self-proclaimed truth-tellers. And, to tell you the truth, all your current sweatshirts are basically garbage. I mean, relatively they are. Because, do you have any sweatshirts that keep you warm and proclaim your love for free thinkers and libertarians? No? So, like I said, garbage.

Men's Sweatshirts

The sweatshirt is an unfortunately named article of clothing. Although it’s a fine choice to do your exercises in, you don’t necessarily have to get sweat on it. Calling a sweatshirt a “sweatshirt” is equivalent to calling pants “spaghetti sauce pants.” You’re assuming too much about what the wearer is going to dirty it with.

You may certainly wear a Libertas Bella men’s sweatshirt during grubby endeavors. We picture the average Libertas Bella customer doing heroic things like climbing Mount Everest, discovering lost civilizations hidden deep within the belly of the Amazon, and rushing into crises to save victims’ lives. Even a suave customer such as yourself might get a bit of grit on their sweatshirt under such circumstances.

Our sweatshirts are of course machine washable, but our suavest customers choose to order a new sweatshirt to wear for every day of the week. Just something to keep in mind as you’re selecting your quantity during checkout.

We offer only the highest quality men’s sweatshirts for sale here on They are made of soft yet long-lasting fabric, a 50/50 blend of cotton and polyester. Our competitors’ sweatshirts are coarse and last a mere matter of minutes, and are made of a 50/50 blend of poison sumac and whatever dog groomers sweep up off their floors at the end of the day. Our graphics are classy and stylish, the perfect way to suggest your political leanings without bashing passersby over their heads with them. Our competitors’ sweatshirts, on the other hand, don’t have our graphics.

We have carefully inspected each sweatshirt before featuring it on to ensure it possesses the requisite number of arm and neck holes. Don’t take your chances ordering sweatshirts from some disreputable clothier that doesn’t promise to do the same!