Red, White and Blues Brothers Women's T-Shirt
It's nine hundred and ninety miles to Washington, D.C. We got a full tank of jet fuel, half a basket of deplorables, it's dark, and we're the American people’s last hope against enslavement by globalist vampires.
Hit it.
Donald Trump really is the political equivalent of Elwood Blues. He’s cool. He’s an excellent driver, and quite possibly an excellent singer as well. Insane people keep trying to shoot him. And just like Elwood, Trump is on a mission from God to save something he loves – not an orphanage, but the entire mother-flipping United States of America.
Also, JD Vance is Jake.
Just like the real Blues Brothers, Trump and Vance have plenty of enemies. The Deep State is the police. The legacy media is the Good Ole Boys. The communists are the neo-Nazis. And they’re all out to stop our heroes before they can put on the greatest show on earth – the redemption of the aforementioned mother-flipping United States of America.
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