The Teddy Roosevelt Hoodie

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50% cotton, 50% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
Classic fit
Tear-away label
Runs true to size

	Width,in	Length,in	Sleeve length from centre back,in
S	20.08	27.17	33.50
M	22.05	27.95	34.50
L	24.02	29.13	35.50
XL	25.98	29.92	36.50
2XL	27.99	31.10	37.01
3XL	29.92	31.89	38.50
4XL	31.89	33.07	39.50
5XL	33.86	33.86	40.50

Teddy Roosevelt was the greatest. When some low-born hooligan called him four-eyes and demanded that he buy him a drink, Teddy slapped the revolver out of his hand before proceeding to beat the everloving snot out of him.

When his little boat was stolen from his ranch, Teddy didn’t chalk it up to misfortune. He took his men on a grueling three day expedition down the frozen Little Missouri to apprehend the thieves at gunpoint. He wound up befriending them before throwing them in the hoosgow.

As New York City Police Commissioner, Teddy wouldn’t have his men slacking on the job. A cop sleeping on his beat who awoke to the glint of the Knickerbocker’s great teeth was in for a vicious tonguelashing. New Yorkers soon spoke of Teddy like some fastidious urban Cheshire Cat.

As Teddy and his Rough Riders advanced toward Kettle Hill, and the terrible Mauser bullets sang out “z-z-z-z-eu” overhead, the colonel did not balk. “Are you afraid to stand up when I am riding on horseback?” he asked any man too afraid to advance.

As president Teddy would go skinny dipping in the Potomac, lose sight in his left eye while sparring with an artillery captain, and eat up to 12 eggs for breakfast. We believe he did something involving Panama as well, but the Van Halen song offers only spotty details.

Did Teddy ever ride a moose in real life? No, but he certainly could have if he wanted to.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Details

50% cotton, 50% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
Classic fit
Tear-away label
Runs true to size

Fit

	Width,in	Length,in	Sleeve length from centre back,in
S	20.08	27.17	33.50
M	22.05	27.95	34.50
L	24.02	29.13	35.50
XL	25.98	29.92	36.50
2XL	27.99	31.10	37.01
3XL	29.92	31.89	38.50
4XL	31.89	33.07	39.50
5XL	33.86	33.86	40.50