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Was Donald Trump a perfect president? No. We thought it was tacky when he served McDonald’s to the Clemson Tigers, but aside from that he was pretty spot-on in the foreign, domestic and making leftists seethe policy departments.
Establishment twits and their lackeys still act like you’re one rung beneath Charles Manson for voting for Trump. It’s like they can’t comprehend that you were presented with a choice between a demented career criminal who couldn’t keep her corpse erect for the duration of a 9/11 memorial and a man who occasionally appeared a touch too orange, and you preferred the candidate whose spouse wasn’t a regular guest at Little Saint James.
It’s a shame that the population of Northern Wisconsin apparently votes more Democrat than downtown San Diego, or else Trump would still be in office. We do hope he runs again, because it would be interesting to see him debate Sleepy Joe once more (provided that Democrats can identify the correct combination of amphetamine and voltage required to animate their candidate for the length of a debate). At the time of writing we can only wait and see.
In any event, don’t be sad that it’s over. Be happy that it happened – possibly the last president actual Americans voted into office. And now is your chance to honor Trump in the most American fashion possible: with a meme on an article of high-quality American-made clothing.