Trump Mugshot Gadsden Flag Magnet
My name is Apolonia Gramsci-Kuntz. I dual majored in women’s studies and Marxist theory at Radcliffe College, and would have gotten a PhD if my five separate mental illnesses hadn’t convinced me that I was a house cat from 2007 through 2015. Fortunately, the public education system welcomed me with open arms. I now teach/indoctrinate impressionable young children at an elementary school.
I love most children. Whether I’m helping them realize they’re perpetual victims because of things that happened to their ancestors – or demonizing them for historic injustices they were nothing to do with – I know I’m doing the Goddess's work. But some of them … well, some of them are so reprehensible that even my most abusive guilt tactics have no effect.
Case in point: the sandy haired boy who brought Ben Garrison’s official Trump Mug Shot Gadsden Flag merch to my class the other day. However loudly I screeched at him and his parents, that little brute refused to voluntarily forfeit his right to free speech. Now I have to look at the Bad Orange Man’s admonishing glare and a traditional symbol of American independence every time I go to work. It has already given me PTSD three times.
I’m writing to warn you against ordering this fine merchandise from Libertas Bella. I want to spare my fellow leftists from having conniption fits!
