2nd Amendment Clothing
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." Seems straightforward enough, doesn’t it? Infringing on the right to own guns would make the formation of necessary militia impossible, and therefore the government can’t do it.
But it’s not so simple. Obviously the Founding Fathers didn’t intend for just anyone to own a gun, and they could never have meant for private citizens to have access to the same weaponry a tyrannical government would turn against them. Of course James Madison assumed that technology would cease advancing after 1791, and couldn’t have meant for Americans to one day own 30-round magazines. And it kind of goes without saying that the Founding Fathers believed no one should own guns anymore once criminals started using them as well.
But maybe you don’t feel this way. If you happen to be one of those loonies who believe the Second Amendment protects your inalienable right to defend yourself, then you’ll love what we have in store for you: bona fide 2nd Amendment apparel, designed with only the most stylish pro-gunner in mind.
Our 2nd Amendment clothing is the genuine article, sewn from comfortable and easy-breathing fabrics and adorned with only the choicest pro-2nd graphics. This is Second Amendment clothing for the self-reliant among us – the thinkers, if you will, who know that the moment our right to resist tyranny vanishes, then so too will our other rights go up in a poof of smoke.
And hey, even if you’re an apolitical type of chappie who just knows how good they look in gun apparel, we’re still here for you front and center. And when you order our fine firearm apparel, we pledge to use 100 percent of the profits to buy nice things for ourselves and our families.