Best Selling Products

Best Selling Products

We don’t mean to brag, but if you were to put a frying pan in a microwave oven and then set it to cook on high, you would agree that the ensuing explosion is only comparable in scale to Libertas Bella’s meteoric rise in popularity.

Part of this is due to how many celebrities have embraced our brand. We don’t like to drop names, but we understand a certain famed actress whose name rhymes with “Feral Creep” exclusively wears our pro-Second Amendment hoodies to big red carpet events. Another Oscar winner whose name rhymes with “Pom Spanks” has recently been spotted in the courtyard of his Neapolitan villa sporting our popular Roosevelt T-shirt. And it’s not just movie actors. We have it on good authority that when she is not at hard at work destroying Europe Angela Merkel likes to relax while wearing our Working Man’s Hedge Fund sweatshirt.

Quite frankly, keeping up with the skyrocketing demand for Libertas Bella clothing feels like we’re ice skating uphill. Even our CEO has pitched in to help, working his fingers to the bone sewing together shirts all night. Our graphic designer hasn’t left his drawing board for weeks, subsisting entirely on protein bars and energy drinks. Nevertheless he just keeps cranking out one red hot design after another, and he has never looked buffer or more energetic. Even the office cat is fielding our customer service calls, and he is terrible at it because none of our customers’ inquiries can be answered by purrs.

Selecting our best selling products to feature on this page was difficult. When every accessory and piece of apparel we offer are selling like hot cakes at a hot cakes convention, how could we even determine what constitutes “best selling” anyway? But exceptional people that we are we have still managed it. These are the crème de la crème products. Libertas Bella shoppers would lose their minds if we stopped offering these outrageously popular soft goods for even one second.