The Follow the White Rabbit Hoodie

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland tells the story of Alice, a young girl who goes chasing after a white rabbit only to find herself waist-deep in all manners of disconcerting weirdness. Since the short novel’s publication the white rabbit has come to symbolize truth-seeking in general, though ideally not the sort that results in existential conversations with insects or attempting to use waterfowl as sporting equipment.

What does it mean to follow the white rabbit? Well, for starters it means rejecting the tripe which corporate media is only too happy to plate up for you. This is easy once you appreciate that not all facts are fit to appear next to an advertisement for breakfast cereal. 

Next you’ve got to learn how to sift the facts from fabrications. In an era when anyone who’s off their meds can sit down at a computer and flesh out a lengthy conspiracy theory about how the Laotian government secretly controls the world’s AA battery supply, this skill is crucial.

And finally comes the hardest part: Not coming across as a raving lunatic once you’ve discovered the truth. Few people achieve this. But that’s okay – we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.

This design is also great for people who just love bunny rabbits. They’re cute little things.

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Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean