The First Responder Long Sleeve

$32.95
Unit price per

Shipping calculated at checkout.

100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
Retail Fit
Tear away label
Runs true to size

	Width,in	Length,in	Sleeve length,in
XS	16.50	26.97	25.00
S	17.99	27.99	26.93
M	20.00	28.98	27.17
L	21.97	30.00	27.56
XL	23.98	30.98	27.95
2XL	25.98	32.01	28.35
3XL	27.99	32.99	28.74

“I am the first responder because my only other option is to be the first victim.” - Karl Denniger

Cops have a lot of pieces of high tech gear at their disposal. With their tasers, pepper spray, radios, body cameras, and Dr. Scholl's™ Memory Foam™ shoe inserts, they’re truly a force to be reckoned with.

But do you know which handy gadget our boys in blue aren’t equipped with? Teleporters. That means when some deranged lunatic breaks into your house at three in the morning to help himself to your personal effects and possibly your person, a highly trained team of LEOs isn’t going to materialize there to stop him. They need a phone call and several minutes at best, and even then they may only arrive in time to help you out by outlining your body with chalk.

You’ve got to be your own first responder. That means accepting that you’re responsible for your own safety, keeping your wits about you at all times, and owning and maintaining a device that makes loud bangs.

If you espouse this sensible mentality, you are a prime candidate to wear the First Responder Long Sleeve. It features our own take on the classic caduceus, with an agitated snake coiled around a rifle. It’s not exactly what a deranged lunatic would like to catch you wearing while he’s fumbling around your living room in the dead of the night.

GPSR information: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas, 3501, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazzard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, team or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

Details

100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
Retail Fit
Tear away label
Runs true to size

Fit

	Width,in	Length,in	Sleeve length,in
XS	16.50	26.97	25.00
S	17.99	27.99	26.93
M	20.00	28.98	27.17
L	21.97	30.00	27.56
XL	23.98	30.98	27.95
2XL	25.98	32.01	28.35
3XL	27.99	32.99	28.74