The Libertarian Institute


Imagine a pig punching a ring into its own snoot. The situation is no different than when a second-rater spends money on their favorite propagandist’s branded merchandise. But when the Randian ideal man (or woman, don’t forget about women) orders official Libertarian Institute merch, they’re declaring their love for objective journalism, free thought, and liberty.

The Libertarian Insititute

I don't know what they have to say

It makes no difference anyway

Whatever it is, I'm against it

Let us take a moment to review some of the various MSM outlets’ officially branded merchandise.

CNN promisingly has an “Everyday Carry” section in their web store, but closer inspection reveals they’re just selling a tool that will let you avoid pressing the buttons in public elevators. For only $3,000 you can have Anderson Cooper come to your home, in person, to give you a soothing shiatsu massage. For an extra $50 Don Lemon will tag along to whisper “You’re a racist” into your ear.

MSNBC has a vast selection of Rachel Maddow merch including the “Never Stop Asking” relaxed V-neck T-shirt, which is “drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.” (Just don’t ask why the XXL sizes are all sold out.) Maddow also has her name plastered on a curiously wide selection of drinking glasses designed for booze. (Again – don’t ask.)

NPR certainly knows their audience, because on their site they offer the “Cat Collar Bowtie.” Imagine that: Somewhere out there, right now, is a cat being forced to wear the NPR Cat Collar Bowtie, just wishing it was self-aware enough to contemplate suicide.

And do you know what the saddest part is? The only thing we made up is the Cooper/Lemon massage combo.

Forget about buying tchotchkes from multi-million dollar propaganda conglomerates. Support an independent organization that presents real news: unbiased, never once fact-checked by political aides, and created solely for the edification of the general public. That fits The Libertarian Institute to an absolute T.

We at Libertas Bella are proud to offer T-shirts, hoodies, long sleeves and more that all bear The Libertarian Institute’s logo. Wear a fine article of Libertarian Institute clothing out in public and people will know you’re the one to consult on all matters pertaining to politics, economics, and moral philosophy. Wear it to a singles bar and your cell phone will explode with all the new numbers you get!