The Working Man's Hedge Fund Hoodie

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50% cotton, 50% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
Classic fit
Tear-away label
Runs true to size

	Width,in	Length,in	Sleeve length from centre back,in
S	20.08	27.17	33.50
M	22.05	27.95	34.50
L	24.02	29.13	35.50
XL	25.98	29.92	36.50
2XL	27.99	31.10	37.01
3XL	29.92	31.89	38.50
4XL	31.89	33.07	39.50
5XL	33.86	33.86	40.50

We don’t mean to brag, but we’ve set up a rather sizeable hedge fund for ourselves here at Libertas Bella. So far we’ve got about $600 set aside, which is about half of what we’ll need to plant a nice row of dwarf yaupon holly around the front yard.

It’s okay if you’re not as financially solvent as we are, because the working man has an even better investment strategy in the form of lead and brass. Ammunition maintains its value, and it only becomes more valuable when the price of copper goes up or the world gets its undies in a bunch about something trivial, like a viral pandemic.

And do you know about those things called bonds, stocks, and trusts? We don’t. We thought a 401k was a footrace until about 15 minutes ago. But whatever those things are, after the bombs drop and everyone starts welding steel spikes to the fronts of their vehicles, we’re pretty sure no one’s going to give a fig about the numbers on a stock ticker. They’re going to want different kinds of numbers such as 9, 223, 308, and 357, and they’re going to trade their irradiated canned goods to you in exchange for them.

If you’re the kind of person who has a significant investment stored in mil-spec cans, you’ve got to dress the part. This snappy hoodie will let the people you meet recognize that you’re a clever guy who deserves to be bought drinks at bars.

Check out all of the Working Man's Hedge Fund collection.

.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Details

50% cotton, 50% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
Classic fit
Tear-away label
Runs true to size

Fit

	Width,in	Length,in	Sleeve length from centre back,in
S	20.08	27.17	33.50
M	22.05	27.95	34.50
L	24.02	29.13	35.50
XL	25.98	29.92	36.50
2XL	27.99	31.10	37.01
3XL	29.92	31.89	38.50
4XL	31.89	33.07	39.50
5XL	33.86	33.86	40.50